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Football Jokes

We all love a good old laugh, so we thought it would be a good idea to create a jokes page! The problem is that eveybody only knows so many jokes, we probably know 7 or 8 that would be worthy of this page. So here we have a page so we can all join in!

Notice: We have had to close the form for public submission due to spammers and one nice person putting "f*ck the English"! If we can find a moderated way of doing it we will reopen the form.

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User Contributed Jokes

Anon   (Tuesday 24th 2007f April 2007)

Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson hitler?
A: Because he couldnt win in europe either!

Anon   (Monday 30th 2007f April 2007)

A ***** football team is like an old bra. It has no cups and little support!

Anon   (Monday 30th 2007f April 2007)

The Scots team captain once lent the referee a coin for the toss and demanded his whistle as security.

macauley larder   (Wednesday 09th 2007f May 2007)

what is a snail. a slug with a crach hemalt

Team   (Monday 14th 2007f May 2007)

Q: What is the difference between Coventry and the bermuda triangle?
A: The bermuda triangle has three points.

zack r.   (Wednesday 16th 2007f May 2007)

whats the difference between soccer and baseball?
the field

Marco   (Wednesday 16th 2007f May 2007)

Q: How do you stop a sweaty footballer from smelling?
A: Cut his nose off

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